The alien mothership has arrived. Hmm, I don’t allow aliens in my yard.
Excuse me, I have to chase off some little green men.
On my walk through the neighborhood today I came across further evidence of aliens living among us.
This enterprising extraterrestrial has established a workshop offering computer tune-ups and memory upgrades.
I think his small size might be an asset when he is working inside the cramped confines of today’s laptops and computers.
I mentioned this example of alien assimilation into our society to the tall person and he smiled and suggested that the little alien’s services must be cheap because he hasn’t got a mouth and doesn’t need money for food.
Hmm, that is a good observation tall person. I’ve also just noticed that the little alien appears to be visually impaired and wonder if computer repair is really the best profession for a stranded alien.