On my walk through the neighborhood this morning I had a feeling I was being watched. And then I noticed this.
Yes. I was being observed by submariners through a rusty old periscope.
I pointed it out to the tall person and suggested that a World War 2 submarine had survived the conflict and was hiding beneath our feet. The tall person smiled and admitted that it did look like a periscope but reminded me that we were many miles from the sea. He concluded that it was just a rusty old pipe.
Hmm. I just hope your skepticism is not torpedoed tall person.