On my walk through the neighborhood today I discovered that the municipal authorities had granted a plot of land to very small people.
I noticed that the very small people had wasted no time in fencing off their new pasture, probably to stop their very small cows from wandering off. This was clearly necessary as their land is next to a very busy road and very small cows would be difficult to see and could easily get squashed by passing cars.
I didn’t see any very small cows and suspect that very small rustlers have stolen them.
Hmm, the very small people will be very sad when they return to their very small pasture and discover their very small cows are gone.