Bilbo Baggins shops here

On my walk today I saw a very small staircase sitting outside a shop. I pointed it out to the tall person and he smiled and said that it would be ideal for a Hobbit house.

He explained that Hobbits are “relatives” of humans and are of small size and have hairy feet. They particularly enjoy eating, and socializing, and are capable of defending their homes courageously if the need arises. Apparently, they would enjoy six meals a day, if they could get them.

Amazing. The tall person has just described me! It is obvious that I am a Caucasian Shepherd Hobbit.