I have been looking through the photographs that the tall person took during his recent trip to England. One in particular caught my attention.
I asked the tall person what the sign meant and he told me that it is a reminder to dog walkers to keep their dogs under control and also clear up any mess that they make.
Hmm, I think the tall person has missed some very important information. When I looked at the picture I immediately noticed the lightning bolts striking the man’s foot. Clearly, this is a warning that dog poop attracts lightning. I have heard that you shouldn’t shelter under trees during a thunderstorm. This very helpful advice should be immediately updated to warn people that in addition to avoiding trees in a thunderstorm they should also not stand in dog poop.
I also noticed that the sign supports the belief that people grow to look like their dogs. The lady in the picture looks uncannily like her dog. This is good news for the tall person. I am very hairy and at the moment he is not. Perhaps he is shedding and this is his summer coat. Don’t worry tall person, I am sure you will look like me by the time winter arrives.