On today’s walk through the neighborhood I found this amazing high rise Jacuzzi.
The only way to reach it appears to be by walking along a thin cable suspended from a nearby telegraph pole.
I can only guess that the bather is unafraid of heights, has no inhibitions about nudity and has amazing balance. Hmm, probably an experienced naked tightrope walker.
I pointed it out to the tall person and he smiled and said it is a water tank and not a tub for an exhibitionist funambulist.
A funambulist? I Googled that when I got home and found out that a funambulist is an acrobat who performs on a tightrope or slack rope.
Anyway, despite the tall person’s attempt to distract me with big words I think my explanation is much more plausible.