He believes I am a beautiful princess held captive in a fairy tale tower and he must rescue me. Hmm, I don’t think you’ve thought this through properly little ‘Romeo’, you’ve visited me several times and never brought a ladder.
I want to point out that I have not encouraged this very forward behaviour. I don’t want the neighbors to think that I sit on my balcony to attract the attention of boys in the neighborhood. Though I must admit I am flattered when it happens.