Obviously, my paws are absolutely spotless and completely germ free but the tall person also uses my laptop and I am not so sure about him.
Hmm, he is looking over my shoulder as I write this and he assures me that he washes his hands frequently but admitted he did sneeze whilst using my laptop this morning. I am not surprised – look how dusty this keyboard is!
Oh dear, my tummy feels a little wobbly.
De! De! Help! The keyboard has poisoned me!