I know that some of you may have thought I have exaggerated Mr. ‘Crazy’ Parrot’s violent tendencies. If so, this post is for you. I have waited a long time to catch him in the act but now have irrefutable evidence that he is a menace to society and especially me.
Have a good look at the photo and you will see that Mr. ‘Crazy’ Parrot has his razor sharp beak wide open, ready to savage my nose. What a fiend he is.
It has started to rain so the tall person has brought Mr. ‘Crazy’ Parrot in from the balcony. He is not waterproof like me and is not keen on rain………or drool. It was drops of drool that drove us apart but on this occasion drops of rain have brought us together so I thought I would try to make the best of it and chat with him. Unfortunately, it didn’t go the way I expected. As soon as he opened his little beak I knew he wanted to fight. He had heard that I had been forced to give up gardening and couldn’t resist teasing me. I kept my cool and told him that I had retired. That stopped him momentarily but I could see that he was searching his little parrot brain for other hurtful things to say so I asked him about his vacation in the village. Oops, I touched a raw nerve there! I could see his little beak tremble with anger. He let out a loud squawk and turned his back on me.
It is not nice to be teased is it Mr. ‘Crazy’ Parrot?