Mr. ‘Crazy’ Parrot has invited two of the neighbourhood chickens over and they are having a meeting on the balcony. So this is his plan – he is trying to enlist local support and turn public opinion against me. Hmm, I know these chickens. They are well known trouble makers. I often hear them crowing well after sunrise.
I can’t hear what they are saying but I’m sure this is not a social gathering. If it was, Mr. ‘Crazy’ Parrot would be passing round little plates of bird seed. No, he has asked them here to talk about me. No doubt he is boasting that he pecked me on the nose and telling them that I dribbled on his head. If I hear one laugh or snigger I’ll………..no……..(deep breath)…….I must calm down.
Okay, they have gone now. Mr. ‘Crazy’ Parrot is looking very smug. When I asked him about his meeting (from 10 cm away) he smiled in a sly way and said it was ‘no big deal’. Ha! I have no doubt they have hatched a fiendish plan but I’m not worried. I will be ready for them.
I don’t believe it! I have just checked the balcony and the chickens have left one of their children behind! I can’t believe how irresponsible they are.