The trojan ‘horses’

I have discovered Mr. ‘Crazy’ Parrot’s evil plan. I knew I was not being paranoid. I have proof that he was plotting a regime change. This afternoon’s meeting with his chicken friends was just a diversion. He knew I would be distracted and as I strained to listen to their plotting on the balcony more of his chicken friends hid themselves throughout the house. I have just spent the last hour tracking them down. They were very cleverly disguised. I even found a little army of them in the refrigerator and one in an egg cup! How cunning was that? Anyone looking would think they were innocent eggs but Mr. ‘Crazy’ Parrot can’t fool me. It was a fiendish plan, very cleverly executed. I am sure that at some predetermined hour, probably at night when I was sleeping, the little chickens would have burst out of their shells and overwhelmed me through sheer weight of numbers.

I have severely underestimated Mr. ‘Crazy’ Parrot. He is an evil genius.

They left one of their children behind!

Mr. ‘Crazy’ Parrot has invited two of the neighbourhood chickens over and they are having a meeting on the balcony. So this is his plan – he is trying to enlist local support and turn public opinion against me. Hmm, I know these chickens. They are well known trouble makers. I often hear them crowing well after sunrise.

I can’t hear what they are saying but I’m sure this is not a social gathering. If it was, Mr. ‘Crazy’ Parrot would be passing round little plates of bird seed. No, he has asked them here to talk about me. No doubt he is boasting that he pecked me on the nose and telling them that I dribbled on his head. If I hear one laugh or snigger I’ll………..no……..(deep breath)…….I must calm down.

Okay, they have gone now. Mr. ‘Crazy’ Parrot is looking very smug. When I asked him about his meeting (from 10 cm away) he smiled in a sly way and said it was ‘no big deal’. Ha! I have no doubt they have hatched a fiendish plan but I’m not worried. I will be ready for them.

I don’t believe it! I have just checked the balcony and the chickens have left one of their children behind! I can’t believe how irresponsible they are.