I was in the middle of very sensitive truce negotiations with Mr. ‘Crazy’ Parrot when De sneezed very loudly. It scared the life out of me and Mr. ‘Crazy’ Parrot nearly fell off his perch. Because of this, he has informed me that he will have to ‘re-schedule’ because he feels ‘dizzy’. I am not sure I believe him as I definitely had the upper hand (paw) but I will give him the benefit of the doubt.
Of course I’m disappointed but I must remain professional. There is a lot at stake. This conflict with Mr. ‘Crazy’ Parrot must end, especially if I am to remain on the toy room balcony and in the running for a Nobel Peace Prize. I’ll have to ask the tall person if Henry Kissinger experienced this type of disruption when he was conducting delicate diplomacy.
I have notified De that unless she can give an undertaking that she can control her bodily functions I will have to bar spectators from the proceedings.
P.S. Bless you De! (I was so surprised I forgot to say it when she sneezed).
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Oh Dog! Sounds like more high-stakes negotiations like we’ve had here in the US. Must be the weather.
And Bless you De!!!!
Yes Rumpy, though I don’t know why President Obama wants to raise his ceiling – has he grown taller and banged his head? De says thank you 🙂
Negotiations are tough, aren’t they? The least little bit will through the opposition off–at least that’s what’s happening here in this country…….
I can let your President Obama borrow Mr. ‘Crazy’ Parrot – he would peck lots of bottoms and quickly get them to agree 🙂 🙂