I was lying in the bathroom, keeping cool, when the tall person came in and had a shower. Just as he was drying himself I had an overwhelming urge to vigorously shake my head. You can probably imagine what happened. Yes, I covered him with a generous splattering of slobber! He made such a fuss and tried to make me feel guilty by having another shower.
I’m lying low.
P.S. Something strange is happening in the house. This morning I woke up with clean paws and this afternoon, when I woke after my nap, the floors were clean! Who is this mystery cleaner? I need to keep alert. Tomorrow I may wake up completely white like my friend Annie (no offence Annie – white suits you).