I’ve Grown a Beard!

I’m relaxing on the veranda with the tall person. He told me that he is going to have a haircut tomorrow. A haircut? He doesn’t have any hair! If anyone needs a haircut it’s me. I’ve grown a beard!

I don’t think the tall person likes hair. I sit next to him in the bathroom each morning as he shaves tiny little hairs from his face. It takes him ten minutes. Can you imagine how long it would take me if I had to shave every day!

Anyway, I like my beard.

I Forgot To Tell You….

Good morning world. I hope you woke up happy…..I did!

I forgot to tell you. I played with the little person’s mummy before bedtime last night. To be honest, she hadn’t intended to play – she said I had dirty paws and legs and needed a wash! I wasn’t that keen on the idea and activated my hypnotic eyes and told her that I am not dirty and even if I was I am quite capable of washing myself! She quickly forgot about the washing proposal and we had a play fight instead. I love play fights!

P.S. I must remember to write my tips for hypnotising humans – every dog needs to know how to do this!