I Thought Its Head Had Fallen Off!

This morning we went for a walk in the forest near my house. I love the forest. It is such an interesting place – there is so much to smell and discover. Today I found cows and goats and giant ants and grasshoppers and butterflies and something I had never see before……

The creature was similar to the one I found on the balcony a few days ago but this one wasn’t empty and it had legs and it moved when I sniffed it. The tall person was very pleased and picked it up and let me look at it but when I got near it its head disappeared! Amazing. I thought its head had fallen off but after a few moments it appeared again. Very clever. The tall person said that it is a tortoise and is probably very old and we should not disturb it so we put it back on the ground and watched it disappear into the bushes.

It rained on the way home and we got wet.

Pink Pig

When I was young my best friend was a pink pig. I liked him very much and when he went to sleep I hugged him and hugged him and hugged him.

Does This Fur Coat Make My Bottom Look Big?

Not a good start to the day. The tall person told me that I have a big bottom. That is no way to talk to a lady. I shall ignore him until he apologises. For the record, I do not have a big bottom……..I have a furry bottom and, he completely missed the irony of his comment – he is bald!

It’s Not Perrier!

The main water pipe in the area has been damaged and there has been no water today. The people in the house went to the supermarket and bought bottled water but my request for Perrier mineral water was ignored!

I am sulking.