Ok, I had a late night last night but that doesn’t mean I can neglect my security duties. The tall person in the house has given me the job title of Close Protection and Surveillance Operative. If you have seen Kevin Costner in ‘The Bodyguard’ you will know what I mean. It’s a good job. I chase birds and cats out of the garden and I growl and bark at anyone who is brave enough to enter the yard (except the gas company lady – I like her).
My main ‘office’ is the balcony at the top of the stairs but I also have a branch ‘office’ on the veranda in the garden. These strategic locations enable me to rapidly react and deploy (case studies are available from visitors and neighbours).